Literature
A Just Punishment For Sinners
(Woman to Cow, Man to Snake, Man to Pig, Man and Woman to Rabbits, Woman to Sloth, Man to Lioness, Man to Chimera)
I awoke to find today was like most others in my life. Which meant that I’d have to get up, get dressed, and go to work. Boring, unimpressive, and occupied by talentless imbeciles, my job was currently my largest source of stress. Had I been as devout a Catholic as I was raised to be, this would be a trifling nuisance, something I could brush off. But I’d never gotten than hang of turning the other cheek, of forgiving my coworkers their sins.
As such... I sighed, picturing their faces,